Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

Knows not to resort to anything too serious. It’s a raunchy comedy... Review

Spielberg is clearly focused on action and adventure, but he does manage to hint at ... future problems... Review

Consistently struggles to create awe. Review

Just as the look of Isle of Dogs is breathtaking, the scripting is astounding. Review

The actions of both the adults and the children never come across as wholly realistic or believable. Review

Starting to look a lot like the Transformers movies, which have become indistinguishable from one another... Review

The fantastical lengths it goes to ensure that the show must go on, however, are still timelessly entertaining. Review

Adding to the stellar cast are sensational dialogue and staging... Review

Has become known foremost for its sequences of explicit sexuality and not for its storytelling competence or originality. Review

There are plenty of flaws in minor details and great strains on the realism, but Vikander is an incredibly suitable Lara Croft. Review

The film is clearly more interested with sleuthing than with action... Review

The dialogue has some problems, and the various characters don’t always behave believably, but the finale is nicely unguessable. Review

This lackluster reenactment is sure to inspire little interest in such a persistent, complex struggle that continues to make headlines today. Review

Has the gumption to choose contentment rather than realism, alleviating many of the problems with its storytelling, its extraneous characters, and its misplaced severity. Review

All sorts of other storytelling predicaments arise... Review

If Leprechaun was either considerably goofier or significantly more horrifying, it might have worked... Review

Essentially, this is what the Sharknado movies would be like if they were R-rated. Review

There are still jump scares and nightmare sequences, but the gore primarily embellishes the over-the-top humor of wishes gone awry. Review

Paul may be an antihero, but he shouldn’t be downright despicable. Review

A jumbled storyline and a shifting tone, which switch between adventure, suspense, esoteric science-fiction, drama, and frights. Review

Straining and toiling for the inevitable punchline, which can’t possibly be good enough to warrant the extreme delay. Review

Content with being more mystifying than satisfying. Review

Somewhere in this messy, bloody, mixed-up tale of carnage is a clever little story; but it’s buried fairly deep in rather depressing mayhem and disorder. Review

The laughs are still there, and the protagonists are likable, but the execution is choppy at times... Review