Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

All sorts of other storytelling predicaments arise... Review

If Leprechaun was either considerably goofier or significantly more horrifying, it might have worked... Review

Essentially, this is what the Sharknado movies would be like if they were R-rated. Review

There are still jump scares and nightmare sequences, but the gore primarily embellishes the over-the-top humor of wishes gone awry. Review

Paul may be an antihero, but he shouldn’t be downright despicable. Review

A jumbled storyline and a shifting tone, which switch between adventure, suspense, esoteric science-fiction, drama, and frights. Review

Straining and toiling for the inevitable punchline, which can’t possibly be good enough to warrant the extreme delay. Review

Content with being more mystifying than satisfying. Review

Somewhere in this messy, bloody, mixed-up tale of carnage is a clever little story; but it’s buried fairly deep in rather depressing mayhem and disorder. Review

The laughs are still there, and the protagonists are likable, but the execution is choppy at times... Review

Little of it makes sense , however, but the djinn’s powers of deception are quite humorous and the look of the picture is unexpectedly impressive. Review

Tremendously boring. Review

Van Damme exhibits a perpetual look of boredom – which will surely be shared by audiences. Review

Mostly awkward, uncomfortable, and too severe to be enjoyable. Review

Certainly effective as a softcore midnight movie. Review

It’s all utterly enthralling and hilarious – in a demented, gruesome, aberrant, twisted sort of way. Review

The few highlights aren’t enough to distinguish it from the practically innumerable entries into the Marvel Cinematic Universe... Review

Overdramatic, highly unrealistic scenarios... Review

The filmmakers found a cast of very convincing, skillful child actors, who exhibit a spectacular screen chemistry... Review

The picture is ultimately just inartistically muddling. Review

Makes for an interesting companion piece to the previous year’s Sunset Boulevard... Review

But the ideas nicely expand upon those seen in the previous two chapters. Review

A fitting close to the series, and more entertaining than it should have been... Review

It may not have the polish of a more resourceful production, but it’s nevertheless a whole lot of fun. Review